As you prepare for what is going to be a TOTALLY AWESOME Critical Mass Halloween ride this Friday, remember these points -WEAR A COSTUME. I hate wearing costumes, but I am going to be a superhero for this occasion. You’ll also need one if you plan to do the Alleycat the following night.

Speaking of that event, here iz sum details on the race – It will be SHORT, and it will have checkpoints focusing on local shops. (Maybe the new Joes Bikes downtown at Fells Point?)

Expect it to be free! I don’t expect much more than that. (Facebook RSVP for the Critical Mass here)

My friend sent me a photo of this flier he spotted on Saturday. This is in Rhode Island on the 19th, right? I imagine it’s been posted like crazy already based on how .. good this poster looks, but here it is from me. I wonder if this is one of those alleycats where you have to sign a release form. HAH.